3.78 billion SHIT at a $2M fully diluted valuation — about 10,500 SHIT per $1.
24 equal monthly unlocks, no cliff. Real on-chain coins, no IOUs.
The joke coin with a day job: merge-mined with Bitcoin.
Everything outside Bitcoin is a shitcoin. We're just honest about it.
Shitcoin doesn't compete with Bitcoin — it works for it. Every SHIT block is merge-mined with Bitcoin through AuxPoW, so Bitcoin miners earn SHIT on top of their BTC with zero extra effort. More rewards flowing to miners means a more secure Bitcoin, long after its own subsidy fades.
21,000,000,000 SHIT max. Locked. No funny business.
9.03B SHIT — merge-mined over 100 years, 2% annual decay.
3.78B SHIT — 24 monthly unlocks, no cliff.
3.57B SHIT — protocol-level yield for vault stakers holding BTC.
2.94B SHIT.
1.26B SHIT — backs wrapped SHIT on Base + Solana.
420M SHIT.
Vault yield requires holding bitcoin in the same wallet — any amount.
From block 1, every SHIT block must carry valid AuxPoW anchored in a Bitcoin block. There is no other way to mine it.