The Shitcoin Vault

Lock SHIT.
Let time pay you.

The vault pays yield from a protocol level reserve of 3.57 billion SHIT. No custodian, no middleman, no approval step. Your coins lock on chain, and the network mints your yield when you claim.

3.57B SHIT reserve up to 15% APY 0 custodians

How the vault pays you

Three steps. No trust required at any of them.

1

Pick a tier

Choose 30 days, 6 months, 1 year, or 5 years. Longer locks earn a bigger rate, fixed by consensus.

2

Hold some bitcoin

Yield goes to wallets that hold bitcoin too. Any amount counts. Sign one message to prove it.

3

Claim at maturity

When the tier ends, run vaultclaim in your wallet. Principal plus yield, minted by the network itself.

Protocol yield reserve 3,570,000,000 SHIT
017% of the 21B supply21B

The reserve paces payouts over about 75 years. Rates are ceilings, not promises. The reserve is hard capped, so payouts can never exceed it.

Pick your lock tier

Tap a tier to load it into the lock builder below. The longer you wait, the more the network pays.

See what your SHIT could earn

Projected yield uses the exact chain formula, so the number here is the number the network pays at claim.

SHIT
Enter a valid SHIT amount, up to 8 decimals.
TierProjected yieldYou receiveUnlocks

Rates shown are the maximum the protocol pays. Your actual payout is fixed when your lock confirms.

Build your lock

Set your tier, amount, and bitcoin address. The page builds your lock plan and the exact wallet commands.

Your lock details

Everything stays in your browser until you run it in your wallet.

SHIT
Enter a valid SHIT amount, up to 8 decimals.

A P2PKH bitcoin address with a balance, starting with 1 or 3. You sign a message with it in step 1.

YOUR LOCK PLAN

My locks

Your locks live on chain, keyed to your wallet address. Connect to watch them grow.

Fine print, read it once ▾

Your SHIT stays locked until the tier ends. There is no early withdrawal, by design. The tier payout depends on the coins staying locked the full term. Claiming after the lock time passes pays the full tier amount.

APY figures are the maximum the protocol pays, fixed by consensus. Yield is minted from the vault reserve when you claim, and the reserve is hard capped, so payouts can never exceed it. The reserve paces payouts over about 75 years.

The bitcoin check is done by the official wallet software. The Shitcoin chain cannot see the bitcoin chain. Locks are created in the official Shitcoin Qt wallet. Connect your wallet address under My locks to track them here. The page checks each reported lock against the chain and tells you plainly when it cannot confirm one.