PRESALE NOT OPEN YET

18% of all SHIT.
Ever.

3.78 billion SHIT at a $2M fully diluted valuation.
When it opens, it opens on-chain — no IOUs, no paper promises.

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$2Mfully diluted valuation
~$0.000095per SHIT (~10,500 SHIT / $1)
3.78BSHIT allocation (18%)
~$360kmax raise at full sellout

Presale terms

Simple, locked, and honest. The way a shitcoin should be.

Price

~$0.000095 per SHIT — about 10,500 SHIT per $1 at a $2M FDV.

Accepted

BTC, ETH, SOL, GRAM, and USDT. Pay with what you hold.

Vesting

24 equal monthly unlocks. No cliff, no games.

Distribution

Real on-chain SHIT from the block-1 allocation, released by vesting contract. The chain is live — nothing is an IOU.

No IOUs

Most presales sell you a promise. This one sells you coins that already exist.

The full 3.78B SHIT presale allocation was minted in block 1 and sits in a team-controlled address you can inspect on the explorer right now. When the sale opens, your SHIT unlocks monthly straight from that allocation — 24 equal parts, no cliff. If the sale never opens, the coins just sit there. Either way, nobody can sell what isn't there.

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The sale opens on Telegram first. Don't send coins to anyone claiming to run the presale — there is no sale until we announce it.