THE SEVEN TRIALS OF MR. SHITOSHI
Shity Games
Every shitcoin promises the moon. Only one is secured by Bitcoin. This is the story of Mr. Shitoshi, the smallest coin on the chain, and the seven trials that proved real work beats loud promises. Play all seven. Win real SHIT.
Pay per game: 5 SHIT standard entry, 2 SHIT per round for Shity Catcher, 25 SHIT per spin for Shity Slots. Winners take a cut of the pool.
❤︎ NEW: every paid run now includes ONE EXTRA LIFE, an extra ship, an extra guess, a golden bonus drop, a survived death, or a free re-try shift, depending on the game. Server-verified, on the house.
Pool: ... SHIT
Max win 15,000 SHIT on any game
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TRIAL ONE
Shity Spaceship
Thread the debris field of dead tokens. Reach the green ring and take 20% of the pool. 5 SHIT per run.
Win up to 20% of the pool
Play
TRIAL TWO
Shity Catcher
It is raining SHIT. Slide Mr. Shitoshi and catch 16 of 21 coins to win 5% of the pool. 2 SHIT per round.
Win up to 5% of the pool
Play
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TRIAL THREE
Shity Pac-Man
Classic arcade maze. Mr. Shitoshi eats pellets, dodges four ghosts with real AI. Clear levels, chain ghost combos.
Win up to 15% of the pool
Play
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TRIAL FOUR
Shity Slug
Metal Slug style run and gun. Fight through 6 missions with Mr. Shitoshi. Clear them all for 1% of the pool.
Win up to 1% of the pool
Play
TRIAL FIVE
Shity Lottery
10 SHIT per ticket. Winner takes 80% of the pot. Drawing every 1440 blocks (~12 hours).
Pot now: — SHIT
Play
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THE CASINO
Shity Casino
Shity Slots now lives in the casino, with Katdboss Roulette, Blackjack, Baccarat, Dice and more house games. 25 SHIT per spin on slots.
ENTERSix trials. One chain. Zero hype.
Winners are paid in SHIT to the address they give after winning.
Winners are paid in SHIT to the address they give after winning.